They used to call me that at my last job...

I killed my mp3 player. The guy I bought it from off of eBay took it to Iraq, and it survived. But I killed it. Ironically, I did this while trying to protect it. I put it in a protective case...which doesn't work so well if you don't close the case before bending over.

So I ordered a new one (I didn' ( Read more... )

I was quoted. Pretty accurately, too, I guess ( Read more... )

Well, I'm feelin' pretty good right now. Could be for a number of reasons: Lack of no sleep (see how sleepy I am? I just made that crazy nonsensical statement, and I'm leaving it in because it pretty much describes how I feel); the fact that my memo about Mr. Taft's swanky retreat ihas been turned in; the fact that we went to a winery between legal ( Read more... )